So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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