so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Randomize
