There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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