I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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