You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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