they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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