so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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