What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Randomize
