U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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