So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
