I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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