Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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