Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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