did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My dick has a subreddit
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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