Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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