Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Houston, we have a squirter
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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