okay pat passed out under dana's car
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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