Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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