i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Text me some of your sweat
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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