I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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