I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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