Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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