Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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