somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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