I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
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You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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