her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
no you cant smoke seaweed
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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