i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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