I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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