I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
