Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I have already put on my inside pants.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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