it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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