no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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