I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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