Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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