you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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