if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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