Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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