No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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