I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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