i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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