I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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