Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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