see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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