Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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