is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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