oh god the rape fog is back!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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