Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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