They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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