Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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