when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
