i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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